the act of turning into cheese.

charades

yesterday our family had a small church BBQ gathering.  The youth split themselves up into two teams and played charades.  We got my 12 year old cousin Jason to act out The Diary of Anne Frank, which he could not do.  at all.  He tried scribbling on his hand, pointing to the roof, doing really bad nazi impersonations.  He then frantically came to me and whispered “Christine, how do I act out JEWS?” (he pronounced jews like JIIUUUUS) His face was so serious that I ended up rolling on the floor spazzing.  Ahaha we were like ‘ok, raise your right arm.  straighter.  higher, higher, higher, lower. ok, now do that weird march you were just doing.  now act out a mustache.’  And then his dad walked in.  And then he turned around and walked back to the

stories my dad tells me

My dad grew up poor – something he always likes to remind me.  And my god, everyone in his family worked so hard to get to where they are now.  But I think the  thing I appreciate the most are the stories they tell from back then.  I’m too stupid to remember them clearly, and whenever I try to recall them, they get more blurry. I should write them down…….

Add that to the Things I Should Do list for the summer.

Last week my dad actually told me one that I completely forgot about.  This time I got myself to remember the gist of it:

You know my family raised and sold ducks in addition to farming.  A lot of our neighbors did this; we bought food from one of the merchants, and fed that to the ducks.  But one day, the food that we bought was contaminated with…I don’t know, chemical-poison  and killed all of our ducks :   (  Even so, the merchant refused to take responsibility and demanded that we pay for the food, which we couldn’t because well, no ducks, no money.  He took my family to court and sued us, sued us!  And I told you, Taiwan, corrupt court system.  Everyone’s corrupt. Whoever had the most money won.  Even now, but everyone’s more quiet about it.  The merchant paid off the jury, and in the end, all of our rice was taken away.  I remember just being in court and memorizing the faces of the jury.  I even wrote down their names, and promised that I would kill each and everyone of them.  Mann, I wanted them to die! Those scumbags.  You know I was so angry, it wasn’t fair! And I was just a kid.  I was just a kid and they took everything.

Everything sounds cooler when it’s in chinese : (

Originally I wrote this from my POV, but it ended up sounding so distant.  So impersonal.  I cannot tell stories for the life of me :  (  Which is too bad, I want to be able to share my dad’s stories with justice.  Like the time my five-year old dad got arrested for punching a pregnant lady(she hit him first!)  I want to be good enough for these kinds of stories.  So I guess the only thing I can do now is to practice, and write down the details of these stories so then one day my future self can look back and salvage them.

Eheh, my dad tells me he has no childhood, but mannn for a childhoodless person he sure has a hell lot of stories to tell.

whine

whineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. whiney whiney whine whine whine.